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137. One Cut of the Dead (2017)

137. One Cut of the Dead (2017)

A Movie in One,

The Making of the Show,

The Horror of Both

131.5. 3 from Hell (2019) Reaction

131.5. 3 from Hell (2019) Reaction

More Firefly Goodness!

Horror Movie ReviewTyler RuizSeptember 24, 2019Fried Squirms, Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, Rob Zombie, Sheri Moon, Richard Brake, Firefly Family, 3 From Hell, 2019, 420, stoner, reactionComment

129. It (1990) (pt. 2 feat. Patrick)

129. It (1990) (pt. 2 feat. Patrick)

27 Years,

Returned to Break the Cycle,

Can Grown Losers Win?

123. The Dead Lands (2014) (plus Midsommar reaction!)

123. The Dead Lands (2014) (plus Midsommar reaction!)

Insult and Slaughter,

A Monster is Sought for Help,

A Warrior Arrives

114. November (2017)

114. November (2017)

Scavenge to Survive,

Crap-sack fairytale living,

Two strive to gain love

110. Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

110. Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

A Quest To Be More,

The Pain of Self-Construction,

The World Shall Be Rust

Episode 109: Hereditary (2018) (w/ Justin!)

Episode 109: Hereditary (2018) (w/ Justin!)

A family in grief,

Nothing but puppets and lambs,

All Hail King Paimon

Horror Movie ReviewTyler RuizApril 2, 2019Horror Movie, Podcast, Review, Hereditary, Ari Aster, Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, Alex Wolff, Milly Shapiro, cult, demon, Paimon, 2018, 420, stoner, possession, sacrificeComment

Episode 102: The Test Your Fright Challenge (Group 1, Part 2)

Episode 102: The Test Your Fright Challenge (Group 1, Part 2)

Curled in a Ball,

And Faces Frozen by Fear,

This is Test Your Fright

Horror Movie ReviewTyler RuizJanuary 29, 2019Horror, Movie, Review, Podcast, Terrifier, Test Your Fright, Reaction, Fried Squirms, Art the Clown, clown, slasher, gore, Damien Leone, David Howard ThorntonComment

Episode 100: The Test Your Fright Challenge! (Group 1, Part 1)

Episode 100: The Test Your Fright Challenge! (Group 1, Part 1)

3 movies, each worse than the last.

3 wusses, seeing who can take the heat.

2 stoners giggling in the back.

Horror Movie ReviewTyler RuizJanuary 15, 2019Fried Squirms, Horror, movie, Review, gore, gorehound, newb, House of 1000 Corpses, Dead Alive, Braindead, Peter Jackson, Rob Zombie, competition, scare, zombie, serial killer, test your fright

Episode 99: Black Christmas (1974) (w/ Alex)

Episode 99: Black Christmas (1974) (w/ Alex)

Friends Gather Around,

A True Gift to the Genre,

We’ve Got a Moaner

Horror Movie ReviewTyler RuizDecember 23, 2018Fried Squirms, Horror, movie, review, podcast, Black Christmas, 1974, stoner, Christmas, X-mas, Xmas, sorority, Bob Clark, Margot Kidder, Olivia Hussey, John Saxon, Andrea Martin, Marian Waldman, Keir Dullea, holiday, 420Comment

Episode 97: Joy Ride (2001)

Episode 97: Joy Ride (2001)

CB Catfishin’

and not a Smokey in sight.

You There Candy Cane?

Horror Movie ReviewTyler RuizDecember 11, 2018Horror, Movie, Podcast, Joy Ride, Fried Squirms, J.J. Abrams, 2001, Paul Walker, Steve Zahn, Leelee Sobieski, Clay Tarver, Ted Levine, CB Radio, trucker, Duel, Candy Cane, prank, catfish, John DahlComment

Episode 96: Housewife (2017)

Episode 96: Housewife (2017)

Can Dreams Affect Time?

Past: Trauma, Future: Mother

Present: Sink Crapping

Horror Movie ReviewTyler RuizDecember 4, 2018Horror, movie, Podcast, Fried Squirms, Can Evrenol, stoner, 2017, Housewife, Cem Ozuduru, Clementine Poidatz, David Sakurai, Alicia Kapudag, Ali Aksoz, cult, dream, Lovecraft, Cthulhu, porn, sex, trauma, 420Comment